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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Bernard Pearson

 

'MOST WANTED' PROFILE

Name: Bernard Pearson
Known Aliases: The Cunning Artificer
Appearance: Bearded and pipe-wielding
Previous Crimes: Did knowingly produce and supply highly addictive products (to whit, stamps)
Wanted for: Amusing (and frequent) reminiscences

 

CRIMINAL PROFILE:
This devious being was born "The Cunning Artificer" and possesses the power to forge magical and mystical objects that should only belong on the Disc. Some say they possess the power to entrance most honest people, and relieve them of their wits (and their hard earned cash). After he crossed over to Roundworld, he realised he had to use our currencies to gain power, so he sold his smuggled wares as 'Clarecraft'. Eventually, this led to the setting-up of a Discworld Emporium in Wincanton, Somerset. Still residing there today, The Cunning Artificer gets more cunning by the day, turning his abilities to the more modern of items such as postage stamps, Mappes of the exotic Disc and the most mysterious of all: The App...
Mr "Bernard Pearson" - married to the good lady Isobel - has a thunderously jolly demeanor, and while not smoking his pipe or hatching his next dastardly plot, he loves to mingle with us Roundworldians over a long and colourful chat.
But beware, good citizens, for he is not all he seems.

 
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