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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Reb Voyce

 

'MOST WANTED' PROFILE

Name: Reb Voyce
Known Aliases: The One Who Gets Things Done
Appearance: Blonde, Welsh
Previous Crimes: Aided and Abetted the notorious Emporium syndicate
Wanted for: Distribution of excellent merchandise, and keeping Ian and Bernard in check

 

CRIMINAL PROFILE:
Reb absconded from a career in broadcasting to join the Discworld Emporium team in 2008. From casting and painting the 'Unreal Estate' sculptures of Discworld's Guilds and landmarks, her aptitude for scheming and plotting soon had her out of the workshop and managing the Emporium shop, website and social media.
Reb also enjoyed a brief stint as Terry's hairdresser, accompanying him to appointments and tackling the fan-mail mountain, but such ventures were mostly an excuse to go to the pub.

 
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