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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Artist

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Amber Grundy
Rank: Master Thief Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: Not very
Department: Artistic Department (as I have an Artistic Licence)
Special skills: The creation of truly terrible puns (as illustrated here); able to disarm most people with a pencil*
Watch duties: Making things look pretty
Specialist subjects: Cider, 80's cartoon theme tunes, reptiles and (of course) dragons
Most likely to:  Be distracted by shiny objec... Ooh, shiny!
Known Aliases: "Nudge", "Nudger" and "The Artful Nudger"
Previous convictions: Arrested for drawing a weapon on an officer†

 

OFFICER BIO:
Amber has been a firm fan of Discworld for pretty much as long as she can remember, but only started attending the conventions in 2008. Since then she has gotten a bit of a reputation for drawing dragons, which may have something to do with the fact that she submits one to the auction at each event she attends, but is probably more due to that fact that she tends to draw dragons - lots of dragons. Last Irish Convention she also co-created the Discworld-themed deck of Werewolf cards and is now strangely on the committee for this one. In between her strenuous official Con Artist duties, she has also found time to do artwork for Clacks, the new Discworld board game devised by Backspindle Games.
She can often be found skulking around the convention, sketch-pad in hand, drawing more dragons, usually near to where they serve cider. She might possibly have a slight dragon obsession.


* When coupled with a sketch-pad and about 10 minutes of your time
† But released when it was revealed that the officer in question had in fact requested the tattoo of a sword

 
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