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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Banquet Organiser

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Dieuwertje Spruijt-Schuur
Rank: Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: Close enough
Department: Expressive faces
Special skills: Organizing creative events, detection of green things
Watch duties: Productions and banquet
Specialist subjects: Games (in all forms: computer, tabletop, improv theater)
Most likely to:  Poke your eye out while talking, these hands move on their own
Affinity: All things green*
Dare: Try and pronounce my name

 

OFFICER BIO:
Since pretending to be in another reality than this one (and forcing others to do the same) was the sole purpose of this officer, it is of no surprise that when she got introduced to Discworld in 2007, it struck the right chord. When she finally got the chance in 2013 to attend a convention based in the land of the throat-disease language†, hereinafter called Ggbleg‡, IDWCon was the logical next step. Captain Shivers saw possibilities in combining the special abilities of several attendees based across the pond, and so this officer became one of “Team Crazy Ggbleg”.


* Especially when they’re not supposed to be green. Unless they’re past their due date, although they tend to get soft and fluffy
† Dutch
‡ Use back of throat

 
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