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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Merchandise Officer B

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Kevin Hynes
Rank: Quartermaster Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: Human (100% certain, he asked his mum)
Department: Merchandise
Special skills: Is reading comic books while listening to AC/DC a skill?*
Watch duties: Exchange of Watch swag for local currency†
Specialist subjects: Sciencey stuff and playing with dangerous chemicals
Most likely to:  Be smiling a lot

 

OFFICER BIO:
Having been a Discworld fan since the last century, Kevin was amazed to find out there were conventions where similar like-minded people meet to act silly and drink a bit too much (just a little). Kevin can be found at the merchandise table with the lovely Rόisín, probably doing most of the work as Rόisín chats to everyone‡.


* If not, it should be, right?
† Kevin has been requested to point out that any watch items procured with offers of alcohol or food cannot be accepted (when anyone else is looking).
‡ Kevin has been requested to point out that Rόisín does do her fair share of work and in fact probably does more than Kevin. Honestly.