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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Productions

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Méabh Browne
Rank: Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: Part gargoyle*
Department: Wireless Programming Branch†
Special skills: Ukulele player, bad juggler
Watch duties: Productions
Specialist subjects: Female monsters in mythology (and how they're very probably coming to get you), cursing in Irish, and how to make your subjects ears fall off

 

OFFICER BIO:
Méabh Browne is a writer and a voice, stage and screen actor. She was introduced to the wonderful world of the Disc at the tender age of eleven, by none other than our benevolent Chairperson. That's right, she never had a chance. Her first Convention might have been in 2008, but all the details are rather hazy, and she's somewhat reluctant to admit to being there - she hears that there's still a bounty imposed. Méabh was lucky enough to have been the presenter for the Oswalds at the first Irish Discworld convention, and played the role of 'Igorina' in the once-off Rocky Horror Discworld Show. She's vaguely bemused as to how she landed a committee spot, but now that she's got it she's not bloody letting go of it.


* Do not comment if you see food on chin. If aggressively approached, will promptly flee having somehow secured all foodstuffs and alcohol in the immediate vicinity.
† Have yet to remove wires from branch, as they are currently holding it up.

 
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