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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Treasurer

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Faith Morris
Rank: Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: Accountant (I think this is a species...)
Department: Treasury and Licensed Wealth Redistribution
Special skills: Chasing people with cheque books and meowing along to popular songs
Watch duties: Supervising Licensed Wealth Redistribution and Counting
Specialist subjects: Atrocious punes, numerical overanalysing, crocheted dragons
Most likely to: Start meowing randomly in public

 

OFFICER BIO:
Faith got the Discworld bug when her local Secondary school staged Carpe Jugulum. Almost 15 years later she's finally accepted her fate - and is enjoying every minute of it. This will be her 3rd Irish Convention and 7th overall, where she spends a weekend talking to likeminded people about crochet, cats, Discworld (of course) and usually something along the lines of the latest government tax break scheme. Having been given some "responsibility" this year by being appointed treasurer, she'll always be happy to help and may be able to coerce some other committee members for you too.

 
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