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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Vice Chair

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Rachel Scanlon
Rank: Sergeant-at-Arms
Species/Vital Status: Human
Department: Vice Squad
Special skills: Master of disguise (see Maskerade files), can rotate thumb 360 degrees
Watch duties: As vice chair, Rachel will be doing the things Captain Shivers can’t / won’t / doesn't want to and generally assisting
Specialist subjects: Discworld, Board games, Nerdiness
Most likely to: Literally squee (that’s literal in the literal sense not the figurative)
Least Likely to: Roll any die well

 

OFFICER BIO:
Rachel has been seen at multiple conventions in a variety of guises. She appears to have infiltrated a circle of anti-black ribboners, the Bledlows of Unseen University and an Argument of witches (see Maskerade files). Using these and her other nerd-related skills and her experience in exploring the dangerous environs of L-space, Rachel embarked on a quest to train to be the greatest Vice-chair ever. Then she got a real job, so the quest was postponed. Still, she tries hard, so feel free to chat to her, ask her questions, and poke her into being useful.

 
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