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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Custody Sergeant

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Peter Balfe
Rank: Custody Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: Human (ish)
Department: Funny Walks
Special skills: Able to lift slightly more than you'd think
Watch duties: Security, safety and sobriety (well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad)
Specialist subjects: The life and times of Peter Balfe
Most likely to:  Be kidnapped by aliens

 

OFFICER BIO:
Living vicariously through myself. A funny thing happened on the way to the bio. There was going to be some really great insights into Peter. Some cute story about him and his relationship to Discworld and maybe even some funny little story. All told in the 3rd person of course.  But then all of a sudden a random thought appeared and totally distracted him. Living vicariously through himself it was bound to happen. Living vicariously through myselfLiving vicariously through myself