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BREAKING NEWS - HISTORIC WATCH OPEN WEEKEND NOW FINISHED!

FULL REPORT OF WATCH OPEN
WEEKEND (click here to read more)

The Watch have delivered a comprehensive report on last month’s highly successful Watch Open Weekend to the Palace this morning, The Times can exclusively reveal. Spokesperson Captain Shivers was available to comment,  describing  the  weekend  as a "hugely over-

Hotel Liaison

 

WATCH OFFICER PROFILE

Name: Aoife Conway a.k.a. "Gypsy"
Rank: Undercover Sergeant
Species/Vital Status: "Clairvoyant" *ahem*
Department: Special Branch
Special skills: Frightening the bejesus out of people
Watch duties: Hotel Liaison / Logistical Spy
Specialist subjects: Hospitality industry, Diplomacy
Most likely to: Burst randomly into song / pour you a pint
Preferred method of ascertaining information: Hypnosis
Favoured hypnosis apparatus: Whiskey
Favourite headscarf: The green one

 

OFFICER BIO:
From a very young age, Gypsy has been obsessed with fantasy & science fiction literature, to which her first exposure was the writings of Ireland's very own Mike Scott. In her hometown of Blarney, Co. Cork, she gradually devoured most of its tiny library's sci-fi/fantasy section until, one day in her mid teens, she was drawn across the room to a copy of the Josh Kirby illustrated cover of Sir Pratchett's "Guards, Guards" and was hooked ever since. Which just goes to show; sometimes it's good to judge a book by its cover. Besides reading, her other passions include taking to the stage to sing a tune or two, and pulling pints at her father's tavern. One day she hopes to have an Inn of her own but in the meantime she is very excited to have Idwcon 2015 come to her hometown. Any questions about the hotel? She's the lady to ask!

 
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